Iron bird of death

So thursday I got to the airport and left for Olso Norway. The flight was INSANE everyone was either Metal as hell, a baby or really old. The flight was 6 hours long and just really really long, because the dude next to me was creepy as hell and Nowiegian as FUCK and asked me if I needed a ride from the airport, where I was going, who I was meeting and kept insisting on giving me a ride...hahaha. the also 300 babies on the plane didnt make it any easier either one was behind me and kept kicking my seat. In my madness I actually elbowed the seat hard as hell and then a woman like made this "oh my!" noise and I realised their was a baby on her lap...my bad hahah. Thus my whole flight I got no sleep and watched 27 Dresses and Step it up 2 the streets.

I got here at 9:30AM their time which was like...2am our time. I was exhausted and felt like garbage. I got to immigration and they wouldnt let me in the country at first. I handed the dude my passport and he asked me if I was famous, I said no and he told me to remove my sunglasses haha. Then they were like freaking out asking me all these questions and because I didnt know Glenn (Ilis fiance) address they made me wait in this room and were just like talking shit about me basically until finally a half hour later I was aloud to go!

(Glenn and Ili)


(me and Ili in Glenns house)


Ili and Glenn picked me up and it was AWESOME the whole time here weve been making insane jokes, drinking heavily and just being outrageous. Seriously I love her to death and Glenn is amazing for her so its perfect. My first night here I was so sick and tired from jet lag I threw up, which was followed by heavy drinking with Maris and some of Glenns other friends haha...

Today we went to a music fest in a town outside Freidikstain where Im staying, it was called Dead hippies in the park...hahahaha. It was in this park which looked dark and evil as hell and everyone was so metal and black. Glenns pop punk band the oowies played and it was awesome haha. I swear to god this is the most outrageous place ever.



After the show we hung out at Maris's house to hang out and drink


We also defaced his bathroom with toothpaste..haha


The next few days Ill spend walking around Freidikstain and then tuesday (after the holiday thats going on right now) we will go to Oslo to see the viking stuff and other various things.

While here Ive learned some Norwiegian sayings and some Spanish (so Ili and I can talk too without people understanding us like they do to us!) hahaha. This trip is insane. I love it.