BAD ASS

So...WOW the past two days have been like just mind blowing. Everytime I think this place cant get any better it just does haha.

Tuesday Ili got sick so Glenn and I went over the boarder to Sweden to go do some shopping. We went into this HUGE candy store where needless to say I lost my mind.. haha I got the biggest bag of candy ever and some Swedish chocolates for my mom.

Glenn gets bitch slaped by the Hasbro bear


In Swedish "Buy first, Taste later!" hahahaha


Then we saw this fucking awesome Porn shop that sold Giant law aniamls infront of it!


And this place was also right next to a candy store as well..hahaha


Later Ili was feeling better so we went to the old part of Fredikstien to walk around and it was really pretty. We also got pizza at a pizza place..and being from brooklyn it wasnt ANYTHING like American or New York pizza...but it was still good for what it was.


YESTERDAY



We went into Oslo to meet up with "Dr.Mongo" Glenns friend who is like the most bad ass old school punk dude in the world who apparently knows Turbonegro and all this crazy insane bands. We took the train into town which was Ilis first train ride ever! We also took the train through Moss which is this town that smells awful..ugh..its like Jersey City hahaha. We got into Oslo and got coffee at this place called Soft Bar which was from the 40s and was bad ass as hell, then we met up with him and took the bus too the vikin ship museum.

Ilis first time on a train!


Ilis feelings on Moss hahaha


These are some pictures from the viking ship museum. Their were three boats all together used as burial boats. Two were for men and one was for a woman and her slave girl. Their was all kinds of crazy shit in the museum and some really inspiring carved images.






After the sweet ass viking stuff we walked over to the Kon Tiki museum. This guy would build boats and reinact voyages to see if it was possible if early people from South Africa could sail to Peru and stuff like that..it was pretty wild.



He also went to Easter Island and brought back this artifact...haha the early verison of plugs..haha



Later we took the ferry over to the center of Oslo to go to this bar Last Train which was a punk bar that Turbo played along with a mess of other famous punk bands..it was pretty insane.




After afew drinks and grabbing some sandwitchs we went and too the subway (which was above ground...weird) to this INSANE park where their was naked dude statues everywhere and this likd giant statue of a bunch of naked people pilled on eachother hahaa.













HAHAH HOW INSANE IS THAT! Seriously this place rules...

So then we took the subway to the middle of no where in the Death Metal woods haha. It was so evil looking it was fantastic. We walked about a mile to see this church that about 3 years ago a bunch of Metal kids burned down...haha but then the town rebuilt it to look exactally the same..but thats still super bad ass. This is also like 9:30pm so obviously it never gets fucking dark here!













Then we started to hear this like INSANE death metal music and like weird shit so we walked further into the woods and stumbled apon the Conan game release party haha their were people riding horses and dressed like vikings it was so bad ass! We got kicked out by security and just looked on from the outside





Then after all the maddness we went on the train back into town to eat at this Mexican place which was pretty good. Then we went to have drinks at this Tiki bar haha. Then we got back to Fredikstien around 1:30 and I totally assed out haha.

Today were gunna just hang around town again and Glenns gunna tattoo me haha. Because lets face it, staying in the house of a well known tattoo astist it Norway it would just be stupid to not get some work done while im out here..so Im gunna get something really awesome that he and I have been drawing out together haha.

Im also staying here now till the 20th instead of the 17th. FUCK YEAH