Turning heads every place we go.

Music: The Ronettes- Be my baby

So as always the absurd never seems to be to far behind. My sister put it best yesterday "your always two steps forward or two steps back, and when youre foward its in the wrong direction" haha I was very proud of that statement.

Monday I was kiddnaped and brought back to NJ to see my mom and such. I had a mess of things that needed to get done such as:

-Make doctors appointments
-Get my passport reissued (for Norway! FUCK YES)
-Make sure all my paper work went through for disability (Wahoo Dyslexia!)
-Go food shopping

So I did none of these things but the food shopping. Because I crashed my moms/my car on the way to see my cousin whom I havent seen for a year. It was pretty retarded. I have no colision insurance and since I just scratched the ladies car I hit she said I could just go and it was okay, the luck of the Irish was so on my side (she said if I needed any info from her she worked at Joyces Irish Cottage) hahah YES. So I got lucky, but unlucky cause I need 3,000 bucks to fix the car, AKA My Texas/Cali/Norway money...no dice. I checked the car myself and its just really body damage new Hood, Bumper and Light Fixture. Billy my sisters boyfriend agreed and told me how much it will be, Im so fucked.

For some reason this damned blog wont let me post the pictures to their actual size...




To top it all off I then slipped and fell down the stairs of my moms house..so their was only one thing to do...

Thus naturally I fled back to NYC my homeland to regroup and not drive haha.

Last night I went to see Outbreak/Bane/Have Heart/ With Honor. It was nice to see everyone as always. The Outbreak kids got me in on the list so that ruled. I havent seen the With Honor kids in forever and Mikey was with them which was pleasant too hes the best. I hit back afew Jack and Cokes, Thorns helped in me making an ass out of myself infront of a cute boy. Then the Outbreak kids drove back with me to BK where we went to Crown Fried Chicken and of course as always they were happy hhahha. Afew of them slept in the apartment, others in the van. This morning we woke up and I made everyone endless pancakes and eggs. I was even going to make them cookies for the road but they had to leave. Seriously I love those kids so much I just think back to my first trip to Maine hanging out with Chris and Nate all day and night theyre just such great guys.

Tonight I painted a mural on my door its pretty wack Im kinda insane but pictures later, for now I finally have the photos of my prints from last semester...



For those whom didnt know my beloved rat Le Chupacabra passed away December 13th last year, the day before my winter break..thus the night of her passing I painted this in memorial to her. Me and all my roommates will be getting matching rattoos of this for her sometime soon. She lived to be 120 in rat years (4 human years) She is definately missed.



I started to do really narly rat prints about 3 years ago and theyve just gotten more nastey and insane looking. This is a rat eatting baby skulls with little feti swimming around it. I thought of that lady and the tramp movie from Disney while doing this, in the scene where the rat tries to like eat the baby but that would never like SERIOUSLY happen.. atleast I dont think so. So I found it comical and made this out of that idea..hahah.



This is a Carosel horse breaking off from the group being a rebel bastard. I came up with this the week me and Naomi Nekro did a shoot in LBI on a Carosel.



Im just really fucking weird man...hahahah



This is based on Madam Gabrielle from my sideshow series. She was the first ever half woman and was a total babe. This however is not in my personal oppinion one of my favorite prints, I have more to add to it though, when its done ill start selling them I guess.



The story of this print is fucking awesome. Its from my sideshow series, her name was Myrtle and she was the first 4 legged girl. Maybe I fell inlove with her because her name is Myrtle the same as my late dear grandmother but the facts behind her "freakishnessss" make her all the more outrageous. Out of all of her legs only one worked well enough to walk with, however she could sway the other three as part of her act. She had two vagina's and gave birth to four children 3 out of one vagina and one out of the other. She was actually classified as a siamese twin but could control the actions of the other twin. HOW FUCKED IS THAT!



This is one of a bamillion pictures from my shoot last friday with Louche Lab. A husband and wife team I mentioned in my earlier entry. Theirs still a million more pictures but i havent gotten them yet.

I have a bunch of shoots within the next few weeks and now I need more then ever so I can pay this damn car shit off and get back to going all over the place.